{"id":76,"date":"2006-04-16T17:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-17T00:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crafting-a-life.com\/MamaOKnits\/2006\/04\/16\/forgive-the-lapse\/"},"modified":"2006-04-16T17:12:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-17T00:12:00","slug":"forgive-the-lapse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crafting-a-life.com\/mamaoknits\/forgive-the-lapse\/","title":{"rendered":"Forgive the Lapse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just returned from LOVELY Mystic, CT and am already having panic attacks.<\/p>\n<p><b>My &#8220;work&#8221; to do list looks like this:<\/b><br \/>1) Work gig #1 (finish a year of High School ELA Curriculum)<br \/>2) Work gig #2 (finish and fix a year of Middle School ELA Curriculum)<br \/>3) Finish and send out knitting book proposal<br \/>4) Finish and send out science book proposal<\/p>\n<p><b>My &#8220;life&#8221; to do list looks like this:<\/b><br \/>1) Take care of kids\/house\/etc<br \/>2) Figure out what&#8217;s wrong with DS#1<br \/>3) Figure out what&#8217;s wrong with me (hands, pt, etc.)<br \/>4) Start garden\/get flagstones<br \/>5) Help DS#1 get\/set up terrarium<br \/>6) Get haircut!<br \/>7) Occasionally play piano\/knit\/write for me<br \/>8) Finish socks<br \/>9) Finish <a href=\"http:\/\/www.girlfromauntie.com\/patterns\/shop\/rogue\/detail.php\">Rogue Hoodie<\/a> (Ye gods it&#8217;s neat looking!)<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s more, but my head is spinning.<\/p>\n<p>I doubt there&#8217;s a chance I&#8217;m going to get ANYthing done&#8230;ever, it seems, but don&#8217;t let my blackend mood affect you. Instead, imagine with me how nice it will be later this month when I go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.countrywool.com\">Claudia&#8217;s<\/a> retreat at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.winterclove.com\/\">WinterClove Inn<\/a> in the Catskills for her Spring Spinning Retreat (a variation on the retreat mentioned on the <a href=\"http:\/\/fibercast.libsyn.com\/\">Fibercast<\/a>) and then the next weekend when I take DS#1 to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sheepandwool.org\">Maryland Sheep and Wool<\/a> to see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.journeywheel.com\">Sheila<\/a> and pick up my very own <a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/www.journeywheel.com\/charkha.php\">Charkha<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>But let&#8217;s get back to brass tacks.<\/p>\n<p>What was that?<\/p>\n<p><b>A knitting book?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Yes&#8211;and I need your help. If you knit it a unique way&#8211;or if you have someone in your life who does&#8211;contact me, please.<\/p>\n<p>And by unique, I don&#8217;t mean that you listen to underwater fluglehorn while knitting. I mean are you a belt knitter? An armpit knitter? Is there something you do OTHER than the straight-up Continental\/British form? If so, I need you&#8230;and can I take your picture?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just returned from LOVELY Mystic, CT and am already having panic attacks. My &#8220;work&#8221; to do list looks like this:1) Work gig #1 (finish a year of High School ELA Curriculum)2) Work gig #2 (finish and fix a year of Middle School ELA Curriculum)3) Finish and send out knitting book proposal4) Finish and send [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crafting-a-life.com\/mamaoknits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crafting-a-life.com\/mamaoknits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crafting-a-life.com\/mamaoknits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crafting-a-life.com\/mamaoknits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crafting-a-life.com\/mamaoknits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crafting-a-life.com\/mamaoknits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crafting-a-life.com\/mamaoknits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crafting-a-life.com\/mamaoknits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crafting-a-life.com\/mamaoknits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}